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Write a coming of age movie about Anthony Hopkins playing himself having an end of life crisis, getting full body tattoos and contacting Logan Paul for advice and tips on style and how to become a modern day YouTube influencer for late teens and early 20s.

Title: Inked Wisdom

Fade in:

The film opens with a shot of Anthony Hopkins, a legendary actor in his seventies, sitting alone in his mansion, staring at the portrait of himself as a young man. He feels unfulfilled, and he realizes that he’s been playing the same type of roles his entire life. He’s bored and restless, and he’s desperate for a change.

Cut to:

Anthony walks into a tattoo parlor, and he tells the artist that he wants a full body tattoo. The artist is surprised but excited to work on such a unique canvas. Anthony spends hours getting inked, and he realizes that the pain is worth it because he feels alive again.

Cut to:

Anthony admiring himself in the mirror, covered in tattoos from head to toe. He’s proud of his new look, but he’s unsure about what to do next. He decides to reach out to Logan Paul, a young YouTuber who’s famous for his tattoos and fashion style.

Cut to:

Logan Paul receives an email from Anthony Hopkins, and he’s shocked but excited to hear from the legendary actor. They set up a meeting, and Logan agrees to help Anthony become a modern-day influencer.

Cut to:

Anthony and Logan hanging out in Logan’s studio, trying on clothes, and experimenting with different styles. Logan teaches Anthony how to make videos, and they film a vlog together. Anthony is a bit uncomfortable at first, but he soon learns to embrace the new medium.

Cut to:

Anthony’s videos become popular among late teens and early 20s, and he starts to gain a following. He shares his wisdom and experiences with the younger generation, and they love him for it. He also discovers a newfound joy in life, and he’s grateful for Logan’s guidance.

Cut to:

Anthony sitting in front of the portrait of himself again, but this time he’s smiling. He’s happy with the person he’s become, and he feels fulfilled. He’s no longer bored or restless, and he’s excited for the future.

Fade out.

Sean’s fake review.

“A refreshing he-make of My Fair Lady, with pointed commentary on contemporary male issues. At times self-absorbed, writer/director and star Anthony Hopkins bares all for the camera in shocking scenes of gratuitous nudity.” – Sean